Ankles are Broken

To break one’s ankle is to utterly destroy someone, to shit on someone’s face. One may yell “your ankles are broken” as to express the condition in which their opponent performed poorly and the winner demolished his way to victory.

Coach: Go break ankle!
Player: *Touchdown*
Coach: His ankles are broken!

by Broken Anklez February 26, 2020

broken hurt

the feeling when you're hurt twice by the same person.

Jungwoo: I'm in so much pain right now. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me and she told me she didn't love me from the start.

It feels like being bulldozed twice at the same time.

Johnny: Condolence, my dude. It looks like you have a broken hurt.

by shawologist May 17, 2020

Broken picker

When every person you choose to date is toxic, broken or all wrong for you but you can’t stop chasing them. You suffer from a broken picker.

She always wants a bad boy, girl got a broken picker.

by Soonerbex November 7, 2020

Broken Watch

A person who lies too much.

She is a broken watch. Right only twice a day.

by SUPERHITesh April 6, 2017

broken maths

The stuff that happens when people divide by zero or pull some funky formula out of no where.

Oh my god, Mr.Garwood has broken maths!

by Flappy The Clown April 6, 2017

Broken Zipper

Peed sleeping bag at camp.

Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)

Putley, I have a broken zipper in Antelope Cabin, I'm taking it to the camp nurse to fix it. (get it washed and dried before anyone else finds out)

by diggersdozen September 21, 2017

Broken Hose

What you may call a penis when a guy is peeing female-style.

When a guy is lazy, he may occasionally urinate in a sitting position, causing his penis to appear as a "broken hose", casually leaking into the toilet.

by eternaldoom September 12, 2011