I love the man, but I'm not going to go on with that, but rather prove a point to all the "Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris" bitches out there... Whose still alive? and how do you think Brandon Lee died?
As for Jackie Chan, He was in the movie The Tuxedo, instantly stripping him of his testicles.
Steven Segal is mounted above Chuck Norris' fireplace in his oklahoma home. Before he was locked in a cage and randomly and submissively beaten by chuck.
Jean Claude Van Damme died in a freak "had an appendage hastily removed after doing the splits on a chair and one of the chairs being roundhouse kicked out from underneath him" accident.
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
Luckily for Mr. T., him and Chuck Norris have remained good friends throughout the years.
that covers any and every possible martial aritst/ t.v. badass ever.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
As for Jackie Chan, He was in the movie The Tuxedo, instantly stripping him of his testicles.
Steven Segal is mounted above Chuck Norris' fireplace in his oklahoma home. Before he was locked in a cage and randomly and submissively beaten by chuck.
Jean Claude Van Damme died in a freak "had an appendage hastily removed after doing the splits on a chair and one of the chairs being roundhouse kicked out from underneath him" accident.
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
Luckily for Mr. T., him and Chuck Norris have remained good friends throughout the years.
that covers any and every possible martial aritst/ t.v. badass ever.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
by Ranger Rimjob August 9, 2006
Get the chuck norrismug. by Grhej April 15, 2022
Get the Norris nutsmug. A mid-evil Chuck Norris ass kicking. The action of getting the ever-living shit kicked out of you in a demoralizing fashion.
by sttel .b February 17, 2006
Get the norris-edmug. by Dr. Snuggles July 10, 2003
Get the chuck norrismug. Is a name of a guy who seems shy at first, but once you get to know this person you realize they are the opposite of shy. They are a geek, and shares their love for music, mainly for AJR or Jon Bellion. He is handsome, smart, adorable, good with words, geeky, dorky, and has a passion for art/music.
by averagealien02 July 11, 2018
Get the Jordan Norrismug. by allthe420 May 12, 2018
Get the Chuck Norrismug. Sockie Norris is one of the most beautiful girl in the Norris nuts, she's talented, kind, and the cutest out of all of the older nn kids and if you don't love her, the legend army won't like you and that's a fact
by nazzysqftie January 18, 2022
Get the Sockie Norrismug.