returner's remorse

The regret one feels after returning an item they purchased or received as a gift.

Rick felt returner's remorse shortly after returning the new laptop he purchased 30 minutes earlier.

by Riconator January 6, 2011

Rio Remorse

The uncomfortable sick stomach a person gets after eating at Cafe Rio. Not as common as other restaurants that often make people sick (see Mexican food), but still more than most places. Easily staved off with Pepto Bismal.

Guy1: Sorry bro, I can't come tonight. I had Cafe Rio for lunch and now I can't leave the toilet for more than 10 minutes.
Guy2: Sounds like the Rio Remorse.

by WastedOM June 7, 2010

suckers remorse

the regret of giving a blow job on the first date.

I got a bad case of suckers remorse after I realized my date didn't even take me to dinner!

by Dogg Daddy September 30, 2009

Snappers Remorse

The guilty conscience of a ridiculous snap and/or snap story from a drunken night before.

Omg... look at my story dude. Welp. Snappers Remorse in full effect this mornin'.

by Jeffies December 2, 2017

cougars remorse

When you have one night stand sex with a cougar or when your suffering from cougaritis condition and you have buyers remorse,feel guilty of being with a woman that may be twice your age and feel bad that you did.

Tom finally got over his cougaritis,too bad he got cougars remorse from it.

by broken dreams nyc July 5, 2008

shitter's remorse

The void of moisture in your body after the act of defecation while already dehydrated. The mental and physical emptiness felt after taking a gigantic shit.

Gordo knew he would soon have "shitter's remorse" as he gazed with dehydration at the over flowing port-a-johns on the third day of the music festival.

by Shady Jay May 10, 2011

baters remorse

A form of regret that develops after completing the act of masturbation. The origins of the feeling may include religous guilt, personally unaligned gender roles, and or most frequently a desire to have opted for another mental subject, or subject object.

I wouldn't have baters remorse now if I had clicked on the hot local mom's tab instead of the hunky bears tab.

by Nom de fake September 12, 2014