Wifi

That stuff that allows you to get internet at your local McDonalds.

I like wifi

by frigles freckle September 8, 2017

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Wifi DJ

when a song is remixed by poor wifi connection

"Dude the wifi dj keeps messing with the drop: "Des..paci ..........to""

by fag 4 life September 25, 2017

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wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex June 13, 2016

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WiFi rebalencing

The unfortunate act of recalibrating a AP (access point) to ensure end users can transfer content from a network location, navigate the web or print wirelessly.

Whilst levitating half a foot away from a AP, on one leg, praying to the internet god's to allow you to do access SIM's, wondering how many more Aztecian sacrifices are required for the data to flow, you receive a document which informs you the WiFi has been fixed, due to a process called WiFi rebalencing and if you still experience any problems not to hesitate to inform IT Support.

by HelpDeskMagic December 5, 2019

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CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup.

Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020

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