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nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)
Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.
by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021
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Nigel

A 6'2 Lexington cornerback/receiver who gets mad at females. He has a hot little brother named Rayaan who looks up to him and aspires to be half as great as he is, yet he never admits it. Has numerous offers from D1 colleges such as Alabama, Duke, North Carolina, Penn State, and Clemson. Rayaan has multiple girlfriends just like nigel and is d1 in basketball just like his big bro in football. Rayaan and Nigel have countless 2mans lined up and prefer big booty latinas. LADIES HIT THEM UP!!!
I wish i was nigel
Nigel is so cool

Nigel is a lock up corner nbs...
Nigel and Rayaans 2man looks crispy asf.
by KlM K May 19, 2023
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Nigel

Nigel is a very great,kind,handsome, and athletic guy. Nigel is a very sweet boy and has very good looks . Nigel is known as a nice loyal person .he always has a girlfriend he treats them right.
¨I wanna be like Nigel¨
¨do you have the Nigel affect
by Uknownnnnnnnnnnnn February 24, 2023
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Nigel

by HOT DUDE7355 March 5, 2024
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Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair
Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on
by Flynigelfly January 2, 2024
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Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.
A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel

The tight, long necked cunt.
by Mccraque December 14, 2018
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Nigel

/Nay-jel/ A ballsy person who has an eye for beauty and brains. The Nigels’ favorite season is the Miss Universe Season and their hidden talent is their killer walk or „pasarela“.

In some parts of the Philippines, it’s a name that‘s associated to the group called „Pianatics“ or „fans of Miss Universe 2015 Pia Wurtzbach“.
How‘s my SS & EG performance? Be honest, give it to me like a Nigel.

December 13, 2021 is the season of Nigel.
by MdmStella November 23, 2021
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