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Logan Nelson

A logan nelson is someone with a skin fade and perfect teeth. They tend to take care of there hair and it's never greasy. He will most definitely never smoke and he will tend to have 1 or 2 siblings, definitely not 9 brothers and 9 sisters.

Eoi Skinfade boi
That guy over there must be a Logan Nelson, look hoe good he looks
by Owensawepn March 28, 2020
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Nelson years

This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.
Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.
by blaqdik December 9, 2014
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Pearl Nelson

The act of a person erotically whispering into the ear of another before slowly moving down to breathe gently on the recipient's genitals.
Joe was feeling lonely in the hospital the other day, so the doctor ordered a Pearl Nelson from nurse Betty.
by BilboBagginkins March 2, 2023
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The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011
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LORD NELSON

A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,

and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 9, 2023
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sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.
Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.
by goato December 2, 2016
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nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"
"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"
by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003
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