When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
Get the Nanny Pearlsmug. .(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).
.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.
by SirIsaacHillary July 18, 2008
Get the Shake it like a British Nanny.mug. Jim: Wow! Did you see on the news last night that little girl who got nannied?
Bob: Again?! One just happened the day before!
Bob: Again?! One just happened the day before!
by rabuse November 30, 2022
Get the Nanniedmug. bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time
john: stop thattt
bob: nanny nanny poo poo
john: i am going to gauge your eyeballs out if you say that one more time
by mytomynanameto August 11, 2024
Get the nanny nanny poo poomug. Someone who cowardly provokes or calls for an attack against an unwilling participant but left with the only option of defending itself.
Man, this bully at school is a total Putin-Nanny! He only picks fights he starts with a sucker punch against the smaller kids in the class hitting them when they're not looking. ,
by Stokanator April 16, 2022
Get the Putin-Nannymug. The best thing in the world, she will take care of you, buy you many things and love you like she is your own. Usually a grandparent either a grandma or grandpa. Or a nanny which looks after children like a babysitter.
by T_trampolining_24 July 27, 2019
Get the Nannymug. In cars/auto/racing, refers to the vehicle's computers that attempt to prevent the driver from doing things that are potentially harmful to the vehicle or dangerous for the driver (such as traction control preventing oversteering/"drifting").
Turning the nannies off is usually desired for sport/race driving.
Turning the nannies off is usually desired for sport/race driving.
I took the 86 onto the track yesterday & after turning off the nannies I found I had a significant faster lap time.
by Anonyfur June 6, 2021
Get the Nanniesmug.