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n00b s33ker

A cowardly person who sees n00bs as weak and feeble people that will be easy to pwn. N00b s33kers usually strike their prey as if they were a wild possum mawling an innocent victim out of rage. A synonym for this word may be pedophile. Pedophiles are known to seek out innocent children and perform unwanted sexual acts on the victim.
I was fucking this n00b s33ker last night who told me she had syphilis right before I pulled my cock out of her ass.
n00b s33ker by n00bslay3r December 15, 2008
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1)one who is less skilled at a video game than another. typically because the less skilled player has what is known to the video gaming world as the mythical "life" which possibly includes the last frontier or "girlfriend". 2)an insult used by gamers, who have no lives, in a way that makes them feel superior in whatever bubble they prefer to live in.
14-1 you got pwned n00b (n.). I pwned your n00bzor butt.
n00b (n.) by bobby kline February 23, 2007
They act of 'n00bing' or 'making a n00b'. Used when somebody accidently makes a n00b-like typo. Can also be spelled 'n00bed'.

See also: n00b
Person1: Wow!1 Really?
Person2: HAHA. You n00b'd.
n00b'd by Your Mom March 1, 2005

n00b cannon 

a large, powerful, fast firing/cheap weapon, such as awp in CS. People who use these are frequently the victims of tirades of shouts of 'noob!' and 'fucking auto-er! plz kick him!'. even thinking about using one means you have no skill in the game, and should crawl back up your ass. easily countered with a scout or knife from behind :P
argh dat fucking n00b cannonneer! he fuckin campin behind da box n shoot me in da head when i walk by!
n00b cannon by n00b pwnage February 24, 2005

N00b DNA 

It's what's a N00b is full of. It's a weird DNA that's secretly inserted into certain people that make them act retarded. They become obnoxious, loud, socially retarded, attention whores, they act like they know everything when in reality they know nothing.
N00b DNA is the reason for this, Frosh are also injected with N00b DNA.
Sarah: Did you see that stupid Frosh?
Katie: You mean the one who threw applesauce on the ceiling with spoons during lunch?
Sarah: Yeah, he must've been inserted with N00b DNA or something
Katie: He probably took it himself, thought it would get him high or something stupid like that
Sarah: Hahaha
N00b DNA by NewEnglandTruth January 6, 2009
The best GORRILA tag player to exist
Oh no it's n00b_vr we have to leave before my ankles are broken
n00b_vr by HF hxtc May 1, 2022