mutually assured destruction

when a couple (only looking for a fling) have sex without a condom! they're both fucked.......likewise!

i convinced her that a date with me would not end in mutually assured destruction (might get her pregnant but i'll before she finds out)!

by ashwani fucker September 19, 2003

Mutually consented

Sacked, where the emphasis is on the fact that both Parties 'decided' to end the employment, rather than just the employer.

Rangers don't sack Managers, but after the start to the Season he's had, Ally McCoist must be odds on to be mutually consented.

by comeonthehoops July 27, 2011

mutual assured destruction

Military Slang. When two or more enemies have more than enough nuclear weapons to destroy each other.

The war between Brikstan and Belgrave hit the point where Mutual Assured Destruction was confirmed on the news.

by TskFrc1568 March 6, 2014

mutually assured destruction

A situation in which two states have enough weapons (typically nuclear) to ensure that should one launch an attack the other would be able to respond in a strong enough way to destroy the attacker. Both would be destroyed.

This situation is supposed to prevent either side from launching such an attack.

The Cold War between the USA and the USSR in the 20th Century is an example of such a situation.

With our stockpiles of nukes we have mutually assured destruction in the case of a launch.

by Flame August 29, 2003

mutualism

The act or displaying of affection between two people (most commonly men). It contains a forgiveness clause, and it is not homosexual in any way shape or form.

Dan and Steve radiated with mutualism, accepting one another as an essential part of the other.

by steebitz May 4, 2008

Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.

John is into virtual mutual masterbation.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

mutually assured destruction

A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."

We have enough bombs to maintain mutually assured destruction

by Robert Allen August 29, 2003