Dusty Mustang

The times where old men still get it up high enough to do their wives olden style.

Old woman: Happy Birthday Herbet!
Old man: Thank you deary
Old woman: I think this calls for a special night tonight...
Old man: Just you wait sugar pie, I'm gonna bust out the ol' Dusty Mustang on you.

by Dick Riculous March 15, 2011

White Mustang

A term for the horse tranquilizer Ketamine.

The White Mustang threw me sideways last night.

by ginger ink July 31, 2012

blue Mustang

A girl from age 13-21 with blue jeans. The most offensive term ever. In 48 out of 50 states, it is illegal for boys to refer to girls with blue jeans as "blue Mustangs."

The boy equivalent is blue Camaro.

I love my blue Mustang, but I can't refer to my girlfriend with her blue jeans as one when she's around.

by dangnuggets November 4, 2016

2015.mustang

A TikToker who is part of a "car community" that makes videos on TikTok about cars in general, jokes about cars and other entertaining videos. They also have a YouTube channel called "super_coconut11"

Did you see 2015.mustang's mew video? It's funny!

by super_coconut_dex11 July 24, 2022

White 2014 Ford Mustang

The White 2014 Ford Mustang is for people who are either really desperate for attention or believe they are a alphalete so they should get more girls than everyone else. Typically, owners of the 2014 White Mustang measure in at roughly 2.5 cm for you know what. They also tend to be virgins and bodybuilders that go to 24 Hour Fitness and still can't lift anything because they are gay. Sadly, they will get their first kiss when they reach the age of 58 and 278 days because they are gay.

"OMG! Is that a 'White 2014 Ford Mustang'???? I must be in the presence of a gay try hard! I am so jealous!"
"Yeah bro it is, you're about to get butt fucked bro."

by gayb00t7munchr69 December 4, 2019

v6 mustang

the ultimate sleeper.

my 2007 v6 mustang pushes 244 hp and 272 tq to the wheels, has a mid 5 second 0-60 and lowest quarter mile time of 14.01 seconds @ 99 mph. no turbo/supercharger or nitrous, and no exterior mods for the ultimate sleeper look. and its an automatic

by money mike 6991 September 23, 2009

Mustang

A small car built by FoMoCo in the early 60s often mis-characterized as a "muscle car". Originally marketed to teenage drivers not interested in performance, but didn't want to drive their father's land yacht, either. Being the 60s, though, performance tuners such as Carrol Shelby made small cars go fast and so a tiny handful of "High Performance" Mustangs from the 60s do exist. However, even a factory Boss 429 ranks alongside a more common Pontiac GTO of the same year in terms of performance, but cost more than twice as much, and is now so rare that if you see one, it is likely parked behind a rope in a museum. Ford built cars to perform on the track, not the street.

Thanks to its lack of performance, however, it managed to survive the 70s that killed off so many of its muscle car cousins and struggled back to its former glory in the 1980s when 302s were considered big, powerful engines. Thanks to advances in technology and lower performance standards, Mustangs are considered to be the standard bearer of the glory days of Detroit Muscle, spawning other ugly retro-designed cars such as the new Camaro and Challenger.

"That guy's got a '65 Mustang. He must be a real stud!"
"Not really, my mom drove one of those in high school."

"What is that, a 302 in your Mustang? How cute!"

by Uncle Sherm October 15, 2009