Kiev Mule

A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!

"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."

by Dadhole June 15, 2022

Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.

So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.

by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo June 1, 2018

Mule bucket

When your hitting a girl doggstyle while burying her face in a bucket filled with warm water nearly drowning her

Dude that girl is a straight up farm animal in the bed, she even let me try the mule bucket on her

by Dirtydirtdog69 December 28, 2021

mule pecker

A large penis, a very well endowed man .

Lee showed Brooke his mule pecker and she was throughly impressed by the shear size of it and let out a gasp.

by Billy Jack 69 June 26, 2021

Mule headed

One having an overly large head.

Friend : that girls is so fine!
Me: please that girl is mule headed. Got a head like a hen dirt dauber.

by Pow pow raider May 8, 2018

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022