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Cock Muffler

The simulation of making cars sounds while performing oral sex on your partner.
This cock muffler sounded like a V8 shelby mustang.
by Recome June 7, 2018
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hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).
Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"
by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024
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South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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bone muffler

Vag, pussy, vagina (a penis warmer/holder)
That babe’s got a bone muffler that just won’t quit
by sleazmeister December 17, 2023
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Cajun muffler

When someone is plugged up and decides to drop the plug out and release the pressure it only leads to a cascade of shit flowing down their leg in JNKO jeans. Then using the bottom of the jeans as a mop just to spread it all over the floor like a rumba that ran over dog shit.
I thought it was a quick fart but turned out it was a cajun muffler situation.
by himi85 March 10, 2025
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The forbidden muffler

The forbidden muffler
While having your anus orally pleasure you pass gas and the person doing the pleasuring inhales the gas like a bong rip and then continues to tongue punch the fart box
Last night after dinner Sally asked to toss my salad so I let her and accidentally made the forbidden muffler and she enjoyed it
by Abortion Sledgehammer November 18, 2021
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FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -
NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -
by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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