Mountain Biscuits

Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.

Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.

by dockoty94 June 5, 2010

mountain nigga

European decent from the mountain. Offen used in disgraceful manner.

I seen mountain nigga robbing pizza hut.

by jobie1 June 21, 2014

Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.

"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"

by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014

Rule of the Mountain

Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.

According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!

by leggons May 1, 2015

Mountain Turtle

A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.

I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.

by Itty bitty teenie tiny September 15, 2019

Molehill Mountaineer

A person who constantly and relentlessly takes the tiniest little thing, and blows it way out of preportion; like a five year old.

Kenny is such a Molehill Mountaineer, he only lost one game, not twenty.

by The Mad English July 23, 2016

Mr mountain

The guy with the biggest dick and the biggest brain absolute peak of masculinity and the best teacher one could wish for.
His testosterone levels are higher than snoop dog

Maciej :Mr mountain is such a guy .
Ethan : ikr I would smash

by God at guitar 84 February 6, 2023