skank monger

a male who only associates and/or has sexual intercourse with skanks. Most often the skank monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have sex with.
The male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a skank yanker or fish monger in that both the skank yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty skank vagina or fish variety.
ex. "Omg, Matt Marsh only dates the skankiest hoes in town, he's such a skank monger!"
by Foebane October 10, 2013
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Poof Monger

Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, and bites at the bubbles
Brandon J is a Poof Monger.
by Bossman241524 March 12, 2020
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Load monger

A finance manager that will do anything for a deal including mongering loads
by Bgecko January 26, 2017
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fish monger

where you donkey punch a girl but intstead of punching her in the head you smack the back of her head with a large fish.
-Dude i need a large fish
+why?
-i totally wanna fish monger this chick
by wathedilleo November 09, 2006
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ass monger

One who spreads and/or promotes ass.
Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.
by TheNeonRaindeer January 28, 2003
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douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.
Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.
by Bill March 15, 2004
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turd monger

1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.
1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.
by Meng September 01, 2004
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