Mom

Someone who beats you then apologize

My mom beat me then said sorry

by SouthParkLitAf June 2, 2018

Mom

The nicest person you have ever met and you would not replace her with anyone else. Although she has left you at "Walmart" and "Toys R Us" once you still love her. You admire her more than anyone else. She takes care of you everyday. She makes the best food and you adore her baking. She makes sure you make the choice that is best for you always. She is supportive in everything that you do and motivates you to achieve your dreams. 😍😁😀😄😊🙃🙂☺️😁😺🐵

"Man, my mom is the best!"

by Aiswinn17 June 13, 2017

Mom

The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

by piss fish June 8, 2022

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

Mom

the woman who emotionally abused me my whole life.

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

by people are hot k bye December 11, 2020

mom

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

by stinky fishy June 13, 2020

mom

A faithful friend who will always take anything for you

Mom I got in trouble by the cops, What you do. Stole hand it to me and Ill take the blame

by JLDBCae;hkbvwpioHQ-9VQW0UVJMQE December 9, 2019