Machalo

One fly motha sucka who is amazing as ever

Man I wish I was a machalo

by Yngprince November 7, 2018

Machang

Porn...... Machang means porn

Masud: Ayy Deng get online real quick
Deng: Hol' imma watch some gay machang.... Ill be 5 mins

by y'all already know January 1, 2019

Prickier-Mâché

The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.

The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.

'Hey mum, can you get the baby wipes? I got myself major Prickier-Mâché again!'

by Hamie J March 30, 2009

den Cho machen

Wenn man auf sämtliche Telefonate oder Whatsapp Nachrichten nicht mehr antwortet.

Al: "Warum antwortet Hosi nicht mehr?"

Moe: "Er wird wohl wieder den Cho machen"

by AliSrky18 September 22, 2020

machamp

The most muscular pokemon ever! People often this it's homosecual because it wears a speedo. It and pikachu are tied for "the gayest pokemon award".

Matt: You know how I know your gay?
Tyler: How?
Matt: Machamp is your favorite pokemon!

by platypus wrangler December 29, 2009

Papier-mâché

A sometimes painful and irritating condition achieved when tissue paper is used to wipe ejaculate away from the penis after sex or masturbation and a small piece sticks to the head or foreskin and dries. Careless removal without the precise application of moisture can result in loss of penis due to the immense strength of the male natural adhesive

A: why are you limping?
B: i papier-mâchéd myself last night and just tried to rip it off
A: ouch...

B: my dick looks like a paint-by-numbers...

by skeebe03 January 16, 2011

mach shubin

1.) (adv.) a derogatory term used to describe the pace of someone who is going so fast that their speed is considered malicious to those around them. see also: shubin, pons, pons mach shubin.

did you see that guy going mach shubin? jesus christ! he could have killed someone.

by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008