Skip to main content

Chilean Miner

You stick your dick in a dark and dangerous hole of your choice, leave it there for 69 days, and then refuse to talk about it for awhile.
Ol' tantric ass Sting has got nothing on my Chilean Miner.
by Slung Goo November 8, 2010
mugGet the Chilean Minermug.

Nerf Miner

The word, "Nerf Miner" means to nerf miner from clash royal. #Nerf Miner
person 1: Hey Nerf Miner
person 2: Lol #Nerf Miner
by bruhds February 10, 2022
mugGet the Nerf Minermug.

Discord Miner

DiscordMiner is a Minecraft styled "Mining Bot"

- We have been around on Discord for over two years
- DiscordMiner has had over 200,000+ unique players concurrently throughout the previous two seasons
- We offer REAL MONEY prizes for winners in our seasons
- DiscordMiner has a friendly, welcoming community
- Currently housing over 11,000+ Unique Miners

Connect with us today:
-discordapp com/invite/5bUW5fB
- twitter com/DiscordMiner
by OfficialPingu November 10, 2019
mugGet the Discord Minermug.

miners glove

While having anal sex with a female partner, you slowly insert your hand into her vagina, twist the wrist then masturbate using her colon wall.
Kristi is into fisting, so while ass ramming her I plunged my hand into her beaver and proceeded to jerk myself off with her colon wall. It was as if her colon were a miners glove.
by miner man December 14, 2009
mugGet the miners glovemug.

urban miner

An urban miner is usually somebody of the tweaker variety who scavenges old junk and whatnot for copper or other semi precious metals.
Tweaker:I'm going up to China Hat to collect a couple of hundred pounds of bullet casings for a ten bag. You in?
Other tweaker; Naw, I'm gonna dig me some copper out of a dead washer and dryer I seen in the neighbors yard the other night.
First Tweaker:We're legitimate urban miners!
Both tweakers clink their cans of Camo and 211 together.
by Tikidoll August 9, 2008
mugGet the urban minermug.

Chilean Miner

A sexual situation akin to rescuing the trapped Chilean miners, where three holes were drilled.
Dude, at the PKE frat party rager Nick, Kregg and Tony took Alana upstairs and all three gave her the Chilean Miner!
by al cane November 6, 2010
mugGet the Chilean Minermug.

Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.
Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.
by Didaskalos March 24, 2022
mugGet the Miner's Lawmug.

Share this definition