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The Melvin

The Melvin is an intermediate sex position… it ain’t hard but it ain’t easy, you just got to be big. anyway, its where you pick a broad up and lock the creases of your elbows under the creases of her knees and wrap your arms around her back and lock your hands and you get to bumpin homie!!!
Bro I hit that girl with the Melvin and she ain’t leave me alone.
by jayjohnnn July 13, 2025
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Dirty Melvin

The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina
Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?
by melvinator November 24, 2021
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Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.
Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin
by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022
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Melvin

Handsome, great at football, Hates jake paul, And better than any Ethen
by XD ETHEN SUCKS November 17, 2017
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Melvin

Thug ass n***a
Watch out for those Melvins. They will fuck you up.
by Melvins and mondays April 24, 2023
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Melvin

Melvin (also known as the chinese emperor Xi Ling) is revolutionary for the scientific world.

Melvin is the first neandertal reborn in modern time, this is made possible through his love for Billys pan pizza, which reincarnated him in 2008.

He has a total of 2 braincells that are both fighting for third place. Both his chromosones and height in centimeters are 176.

His name was declared in 2009 as another word for autism.
Melvin has a history of anger issues related to the popular game For Honor. Symptoms of Melvin being close to the game can cause him to scream racial slurs, brutally molest his microphone and destroy keyboards.

To prevent these agrevating symptoms he needs to have a parental figure within 10 meters of him at all times, and making him play at night has proven him to calm down.

His haircut (a buzzcut) has granted him access to engage in conversations with monkeys such as chimpanzees, orangutangs and the infamous Herr Nillson.

We suspect that he was raised by monkeys in his youth, which causes this abnormal behaviour.
Last but not least, his monkey based raising causes him to grow hair like a true chimp. He startet the rumors of bigfoot when he was skating and trying to do a macaroni tripple mcflurry flip with a backslick.
Person 1: Is he aucustic?
Person 2: Yes hes a bit on the Melvin side of the spectrum.

Patient: Give it to me straight doc, how did my autism test go?
Doctor: Im afraid that you tested 100% positive for Melvin'tism.
Patient: Dag nab it

Melvin: I passed the test. It told me that im artistic.
Doctor: No it said that you are autistic, is your name Melvin my any chance?

Person 1: Is that a monkey?
Person 2: No I think thats Melvin?
Melvin: Ooga Booga
by Xi Ping January 22, 2024
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