by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019
Get the Melvinmug. by Snarts September 6, 2018
Get the Melvinmug. a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous yet warm and endearing and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever with rock hard abs definitive v line and intimidating muscles. he loves being the best and is fiercly loyal to his friends and family. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
irl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
by anonymous November 29, 2021
Get the Melvinmug. Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.
A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.
You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.
You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
“Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
“Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
Get the Melvinmug. by existiert September 25, 2023
Get the Melvinmug. 
A clean, funny person most times ghetto but a little classy, cool, definitely can fight, a bitch, smart, mid money not rich but not broke, has lots of love.
by THE BIG MF M November 21, 2023
Get the Melvinmug.