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MAGA

A term combining Authoritarianism, Pathocracy, Corporatocracy, Kakistocracy, Kleptocracy, and Totalitarianism.
He is MAGA
by 0x008 July 3, 2025
mugGet the MAGAmug.

MAGA-nismus

Condition in which how you feel overrides any call to logic, critical thinking or empathy. Marked by soreness and painful insertion of new ideas.

Most often related to politics, politicians and public issues but is frequently invoked for personal behaviors.
One of the patients in the waiting room shrieked in pain when the TV was switched from FoxNews to CNN...a fairly clear case of MAGA-nismus.
by RUCB_Alum March 28, 2025
mugGet the MAGA-nismusmug.

Krav Maga

Punching someone in the mouth with brass knuckles. Attacking someone's eyes so they can't see. Palm someone's nose to win against a shark. 5-7 strikes not once like a black bitch who "punches you in the mouth" 😭. Anything goes do or die. Say it's not gonna be me.
I used krav maga and gouged this gangstalking piece of trashes eye in in the street when the bitch was high on pcp and attacked me.
by TI Satan November 24, 2022
mugGet the Krav Magamug.

maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
mugGet the maga tearsmug.

Green MAGA

An astroturf "movement" purportedly working for the bumper sticker "Green New Deal" but voting against things like clean water. Like original MAGA, they are not real Democrats, but paid by conservatives, often from outside the US, to divide the actual Water Protectors and other devoted environmentalists, instead teaming with FreeDumb Caucus members like MTG to protect Russian oil oligarchs.

Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
"What do you mean, there's a definition accusing Green MAGA of being trolls and bot farmed? Let's send 18,000 accounts to swarm this definition and give it a Thumbs Down to prove how authentic we are!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
mugGet the Green MAGAmug.

MAGA the Gathering

US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, both for the unfortunate coincidence of her initials to the popular card game Magic the Gathering, and her solid right-wing stance at the expense of reason and common sense
What fresh nonsense has MAGA the Gathering been promoting lately?
by BornBlitzed April 7, 2025
mugGet the MAGA the Gatheringmug.

MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay
I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.
by anonymous November 13, 2025
mugGet the MAGA-netmug.

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