Squat Lobster 

A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.

An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.

Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.

Squat Lobster by tensuke February 23, 2013

Earning The Lobster 

Working extra hard in order to spoil another.

Bruce worked late at the office earning the lobster for Nina.

Earning The Lobster by Checkmater February 19, 2010

Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

Bitch, I bought you lobster! by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010

Rock Lobster 

great/stupid/funny ass song by the b-52's, redone by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

"...but it wasnt a rock, it was a rock lobstaaa(guitar plays)rock lobsta (guitar plays) ROCK LOBSTA!!!" peter griffin version of Rock Lobster

Rock Lobster by Garita September 20, 2005

lobster pot 

A highly addictive, dangerous drug derived from algae scraped off of lobster shells. The most potent lobster pot comes from lobsters caught in the Bering Strait of Alaska. This is seen on the hit show The Deadliest Catch- the lobsters are quickly put into underground tanks in which excons harvest lobster pot off of the catch. The lobsters are rarely shown in these tanks, as any signs of lobster pot harvesting would result in the forfeiture of the drugs to the DEA, and subsequent criminal prosecution. Users of lobster pot often observe hallucinations and feelings of invincibility. In fact, the underground rapper Lil Nicky Fizzle was arrested after allegedly eating his girlfriend, mistaking her for a chicken parmigiana grinder.

Lobster Pothead: yo nigga yo gots that lobster pot?

Friend: Nah nigga, that shit is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of Nicky Fizzle? That dude ate his ho

lobster pot by big og December 10, 2009

Ass lobster 

An unknown object that protrudes from the rectum of female law blog editors, often resembling a lobster's claw.

"Damn, if Kash is so hot, why does she have an ass lobster?"

Ass lobster by Elie SotomayOR June 29, 2009

lobstering 

when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts

oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda

lobstering by Sterling and dylan May 18, 2006