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Lobster Fist

The sexual act where a woman anally fists a man while he is fisting another man or woman. The group of bodies together looks like a Lobster. This is also known a 2 black eyes or the anal eclipse.
LOBSTER FIST

From a real Craigslist Post:

Lobster fantasy (anal fisting) - mw4mw - 2725 (Montreal)

We are a young cute couple and we love anal fisting. We anal fist each other all the time but we want something more.

We have this fantasy that we call "the lobster." The woman is anally fisting a man and a woman while being anally fisted by a man (or a woman). It looks like a lobster (think about it). We want to do that. Hard.

So we need a couple (man/woman or woman/woman) to help us fulfill this dream.

We are searching for anything between 25 and 50. You must be able to send us pics (body with or without your face) and you must be able to prove that the woman can handle anal fisting.

On parle aussi francais. Si vous etes un couple qui aime le fisting anal, communique avec nous. Vous allez capoter.

Location - Montreal
by Bakala McJew November 16, 2013
mugGet the Lobster Fistmug.

lobster fag

Inhaling smoke and then blowing it into a vagina during cunniligus. Smoke rings optional for skill points.
Lobster Fag. British in origin. Smoking a fag to get past the smell of going down on a smelly vag and then exhaling smoke into it. Smoke rings after are extremely rare and require exceptional skill.
by Lord Mango May 15, 2018
mugGet the lobster fagmug.

lap lobster

Another name for pubic lice or crabs.
That stupid bitch give me a nasty case of lap lobsters!!
by Foot Clayson September 8, 2005
mugGet the lap lobstermug.

Squat Lobster

A scatalogical sex move wherein one partner assumes the lobster position by squatting over another's open mouth, makes claw-motions with their hands, and defecates into their partner's mouth. It is usually courteous to return the favor.

An alternate but rarely used form known as the Squat Rock Lobster exists, where the lobster-partner sticks small rocks (pebble-sized) up their anus beforehand to pelt their partner with as they shit. This satisfies both scat fetishes as well as pain/torture fetishes, and as a double bonus goes great with the B-52s' single Rock Lobster.
Mark: So, did you hook up with Jessica last night?
Kevin: Yeah man. I gave her the ol' Squat Lobster as a finisher.
Mark: Didn't...you go out for Mexican last night?
Kevin: That may be why she hasn't called back.
by tensuke February 23, 2013
mugGet the Squat Lobstermug.

lobster people

Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.
The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.
by imissthesun April 17, 2007
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Earning The Lobster

Working extra hard in order to spoil another.
Bruce worked late at the office earning the lobster for Nina.
by Checkmater February 19, 2010
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Rock Lobster

great/stupid/funny ass song by the b-52's, redone by Peter Griffin on Family Guy
"...but it wasnt a rock, it was a rock lobstaaa(guitar plays)rock lobsta (guitar plays) ROCK LOBSTA!!!" peter griffin version of Rock Lobster
by Garita September 20, 2005
mugGet the Rock Lobstermug.

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