lincoln logs

Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.

I shat licoln logs again, must be them damned pretzels.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

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babe lincoln

A picture or drawing of an attractive woman in your history book, usually from before the 1900's.

Bill: Dude turn to page 69 in your American history book!!
Jim: DAMN SON!!! Sakajoewea was such a Babe Lincoln!!

by Kid Ice May 1, 2008

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linkon

The best person you could meet maybe being a little on the weird side (still amazing).... Also very outgoing

Linkon is so .... linkon

by GoldenDisneyFan December 7, 2017

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Abraham Lincoln

When your girl is watching a movie, and you are masturbating in the other room. You run in and shoot her in the head with your ejaculate screaming "Sic semper tyrannis!"

My girlfriend was watching Titanic last night, so I Abraham Lincolned her.

by iamnotsimonj April 9, 2010

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west lincoln high school is a school full of cousin fuckers, tater diggin’, tractor ridin’ hillbillies. They rub their clit with potatoes and shove corncobs in their vagina. If you don’t have a tractor to ride to school in then you ride your cousin.

“wow did you know west lincoln high school is where you go to get fucked by your cousin?”

by IsThatAUsb? January 18, 2019

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Lincoln Park Trixie

A Lincoln Park Trixie - Oh yeah and they also leave their car doors open on the traffic side while taking their sweet time doing whatever it is they're doing while their door is blocking traffic and of which their car is in your way.

The Lincoln Park Trixie decides that the light changes, meanwhile you signal to Trixie to please close her door so you could get by, and she thinks you are signaling her to ask "can I have that parking space" No idiot trixie! I want you to close your dumb door so that I can get by and get to where Im driving! Especially coz I have the green light and I really dont want to go around you because then I would be in the other lane of traffic. And then when I tell you CLOSE YOUR DOOR!!!! you get all mad with your sense of entitlement that I dared to ask you to please close your door.

by Mary T November 11, 2008

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