Lard

Fat people, known as Kevin

Hey Kevin, you’re such a lard!

by Cornydawgy May 11, 2024

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Lard tard

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

by whorable guy August 3, 2025

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

lard boy

fat

u r lard boy

by a lard boy August 18, 2023

Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat

He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck

by tuffahhdefinitions February 23, 2025

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022