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Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…
hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG
by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022
mugGet the langmug.

Stephen lang

An unknown person,shy and quiet but also outgoing and loud. He has times where hes sad but later happy. Bipolar mixed personalities (not a ynw melly joke). A different person.
Did you notice stephen?
Stephen who
Lang
Stephen lang has alot of secrets
mugGet the Stephen langmug.

The Lang

A reference to a individual or group that performs sexual activities for entertainment purposes outside of the normal Pizza, plumber stereotype as portrayed in porn.
Im going to go do The Lang tonight, I had a IT man pop over for some of The Lang.
by Fistss September 28, 2022
mugGet the The Langmug.

Callum lang

It’s four for Callum lang!
by PepsiGeez February 7, 2025
mugGet the Callum langmug.

lang lang

Calling someone that appears to be bad at a subject
(a guy with bad skills)
Hey, what are the answers of question 3?
(person)
lang lang
by anonymous April 23, 2023
mugGet the lang langmug.

Alex Lang

A mean person just in general. You will facetime him during thunderstorms, but he will just end up bossing you around and tell you horror stories even though you are already scared. He is also a person who eats a lot of food but just gains a 6 pack every bite he takes.
Thanks to Alex Lang I couldn't sleep for 3 days
by Mdog123456789 March 13, 2017
mugGet the Alex Langmug.

the reversed ling lang

When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face
Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky
by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022
mugGet the the reversed ling langmug.

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