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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Kimberli

She’s shy at first but ones you get to know her you think she’s a good friend until you don’t don’t go to the same level she just ghosted you for no reason
Kimberli she a horrible human being just cuz yall ain’t on the same level as her
by Minaborlder March 10, 2024
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kimberly stinks like ass with shit and thats why she if ugly
by i hate kimberly April 15, 2022
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Kimberly

Kimberly=mongola
#kimberly #polinesiafrancesa #lehuelenlospies #ratilla #esunaloquilla
by Axel Not Turner March 12, 2025
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Kimberly

Is a short mean Guanga that’s a RN so you know it’s true.
RN and your name is Kimberly you must be a guanga.
by Itsfuckenarnies!!! October 14, 2020
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by anonymous July 15, 2021
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