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Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
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Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.
I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?
by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024
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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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Kermit Is God

by MonkeIsGod June 30, 2022
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