Kim Jong Un

True Leader of All Korea, Comrade Kim Jong Un is the envy of all the world.
I love Kim Jong Un, now please put that gun away...
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The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
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Jongs

Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.
Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs

Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!

Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.

Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
by Still Not Jab February 7, 2017
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Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un
Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno
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kim jong pepe

a person that is green and a streamer.
Person 1: i think kim jong pepe is interesting
Person 2: cool
by your real na,e February 16, 2024
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Kim jong un

Vhin's dad
Siri who is vhin's dad ... Kim jong un
by Robbie346747 February 10, 2018
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bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk
did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced
by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay February 18, 2011
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