Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.
Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs
Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!
Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.
Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!
Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.
Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!
by Still Not Jab February 07, 2017
by chewchewgo July 06, 2016
makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.
by gotta keep sly June 19, 2019
by Queen of Words February 25, 2018
Kim Jong can't even fire his nulear weapons far enough to hit the U.S.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
John was jonging us when he said his pet tiger would eat us.
by sarah gold April 05, 2013
A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.
Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"
Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"
by Scott Thommy February 08, 2024
by Hentai123 May 12, 2020