bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk

did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay January 28, 2011

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A thong made out of denim

Shit is Liam wearing a jong while cleaning his bathroom

by Monkaieater69 October 26, 2022

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Jongs are a combination of 'Jeans' and 'thongs'. Although commonly mistaken as thongs made of jeans.. they are a combination of both... When a girl sags her jeans, enough where another person could see her thong.

Kate: *walks into room with her new jongs

Annabelle: Kate what the heck what are you wearing?!

Kate: Omg do you like them? They are called Jongs.

Annabelle: But I can see your ass crack!

by Still Not Jab February 07, 2017

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When you put a joint in the bowl of a bong.

"Hay bro, pass the jong"

by chewchewgo July 06, 2016

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makes even the smallest things into big ass deals and is way too overdramatic about everything lmao. everyone kinda thinks it not gonna lie, except she's too oblivious and dumb to ever notice it. bitches to everyone about everything and tries to win every argument without even noticing that she sounds dumb as fuck most of the time. is afraid of in-person confrontations and just backs down most of the time anyway lol.

"jong be makin everything too big a deal"

by gotta keep sly June 19, 2019

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