Sun Jerky

Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.

Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.

Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.

by Q-Tippy October 27, 2018

crushing some jerky

Jerking in to low quality milf porn

Scott from Canada is always crushing some jerky when his kids go to sleep.

by Team_Wes June 13, 2018

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

lerky jerky

Lerky jerky is when a dick is floppy or not hard, unattractive right?

Girl1: he had a lerky jerky last night, it was not attractive at all.

Girl2: ewwwey

by Miyah G. May 28, 2018

Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker

Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!

by dickGlitter March 31, 2018

Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019