Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

reverse jerky

reverse jerky- 1)when a man sits on a woman's lap facing away from her and she jerks him off like it is her own dick
2) when the jerker flips their hand from palm under the shaft to palm on top of the shaft and precedes to jerk off

Mother Theresa asked me to sit on her lap last night and much to my surprise I got a reverse jerky.

by fuzziness grime and friends August 18, 2020

Jerky

Jerking your private part but shortened and spelled cutely.

Yo bro I'm jerky right now.

by Skib Toilet bruv August 23, 2023

Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.

Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.

by Milkmanluv February 6, 2018

Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution

I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky

by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019

Murky Jerky

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep

She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky

by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021