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Jbrowned

Verb.

The act in which a normal, casual conversation becomes an awkward and uncomfortable exchange of rambling, incoherent, or "creepy" ideology. Often brought on by an uninvited third party.
Dave was talking to his mother when Jason came along and Jbrowned everything into a discussion about mad cow disease and the World Bank.
by D Stahled April 10, 2008
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Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 18, 2010
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jbase

the underground place that houses those ratchet baby twamps in the most majestic building of william & mary's old campus. known for having the classiest lounge in all of jefferson, jbase is the place to be for all of the parties of the building...mostly study ones, but occasionally even cooler ones that involve freshman boys gathering around jbase's tv and cheering rather loudly for various sporting events. the best part of jbase is that you do not have to put any effort into opening doors. just hit all of the buttons and you're set.
"Let's go to jbase and admire their large television"
by jclasssss September 30, 2013
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jbabe

A fandom of people that like Jonathan Brandis, his movies, his style, & his personality.
I’m a Jbabe, but my friends don’t like him.
by Mrs.Phoeaimis July 23, 2020
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JBJJG

Pretty much any hot guy who walks this earth
Sarah: That guy is such a JBJJG!!
Friend: Calm down 😂
by AnonymousPickledCarrot December 18, 2020
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jbbjbjbjj

The highest level of boredom found in humans.
Person 1: I am the most bored person the Earth.
Person 2: jbbjbjbjj
Person 1: Well, I take my word back.
by jbbjbjbjj August 22, 2021
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JBN

It's simple.
Don't be an asshole, Just Be Nice. (JBN)
Don't be an asshole, JBN.
by Jecmontero April 10, 2019
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