Jason

A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.

Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,

Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...

Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...

by My guitar June 11, 2012

jason

is usually a fag

jason is such a fag

by emms 1234 May 27, 2016

Jason

While he can sometimes be a whiney bitch, we forgive him because he also has a nice spine. Damn. He has an expansive buttplug collection and enjoys long walks on the beach. Usually alone. When he is not walking on the beach or trying out a new buttplug, Jason can be found trying to find the meaning of life... and failing horribly. Life is pain.

Damn Jason has fine spine!

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016

Jason

Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.

Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

Jason

a sweet , kind person , could be a friend to an and he could be very emo sometimes he could be called jj or J, mostly he is alone with him self

jasons here

yay :D!!

by lidjbfs May 23, 2021

Jason

A very handsome person who plays the drums and guitar.
Many girls like him but he can't take his eyes off that one girl.
He is hopelessly romantic and believes in soulmates.
He likes to keep things private, because people tend to destroy beautiful things.
He is supportive and always finds a way to make you smile.
Jason is such a sweetheart!!
Everyone needs a Jason in their life!!!
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Person A: Whoa that person is so cool? Does he have a girlfriend?
Person B: Idk man- That's Jason. He likes to keep things private..but I heard he likes someone.
Person A: Oh I see-

by rainy slut July 24, 2022

Jason

An insufferable midget

“That guys a total jason”

by Hugh O’Niel March 23, 2023