jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel
"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"
by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022
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jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
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jakob dötsch

a dude who thinks that drugs and alcohol make him smarter.He also is a DICKHEAD.
imma jakob dötsch fuck you dude
by jakob dötsch auf crack June 05, 2017
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jakob styrer

a cool/gay person in your life that has the name jakob
yo bro did you hear that jakob styrer
yeah bro
by bestwarrior 69 March 12, 2019
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Jakob Njos

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”
by Imyourpapa001 November 05, 2023
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Jakob Taylor

Jakob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is definitely top 7 billion when it comes to how funny he is. If you know a Jakob he is probably very tall and has great hair. Jakob is very caring and kind. He has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet. He is someone who would do anything for the people he loves. Jakob is one of a kind.
Here for a good time not a long time” is what Jakob Taylor would say.

That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.
by texasgirl April 07, 2022
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Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
by jakobslobber12 December 21, 2023
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