psychic jackass 

someone whose jackass actions could only have been made possible by reading somebody else's mind

{Y take a handful of jelly beans from P's bag}
P: "Just don't take any orange or red ones"
{Y opens his hand to reveal only red and orange jelly beans}
N: "Damn, you're like a psychic jackass"

psychic jackass by kajunspice September 24, 2012

disgruntled jackass 

A person that holds considerable butt-hurt towards an object or person and reacts in an inappropriate manner depending on the level of butt-hurt and showing what a jackass they've become, and how disgruntled they are.

Shawn got so tired of other students picking on him he became a disgruntled jackass and urinated in their mouths.

disgruntled jackass by bdubayew June 9, 2018

Dyslexic jackass 

can’t spell for shit and probably will bald at 19

Dam bro look at that dyslexic jackass

Dyslexic jackass by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Second-Hand Jackass 

A more common form of FBJ (Full Blown Jackass). Commonly referred to by physicians as SHJ, it is passed on to a person through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with FBJ.

Cases of SHJ may be more extreme than FBJ as their bodies are not used to it. However, even though those possessing FBJ may have less severe symptoms, it is incurable.

For symptoms refer to the word Full Blown Jackass.

Rob: "Damn Kane I was such a jackass yesterday to Sarah."

Kane: "You've been hanging around me too much."

Rob: "Oh great, now I have Second-Hand Jackass."

Second-Hand Jackass by Kane Maroc January 7, 2009

Ball bearing jackass 

Another term for a motorcycle. Mainly a blue collar and or redneck term, although the two are not synonymous. You will hear this term most often said in regard to a chopper or bobber.

Clint: Hey man, gonna ride the ball bearing jackass to school today?

Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.

Ball bearing jackass by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Thanos the jackass 

he is me when im high

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass

Thanos the jackass by evan.floden May 15, 2019

British/Indian Jackass 

A person who rages, stresses out or cries while gaming ( typically in first person/third person shooters. eg: CoD, Fortnite, Free Fire )

Favourite phrases are: "kontol", "Mother...", "Camper" and so on. The phrase "Chicken" was used by the ancient B/I Jackasses.

Person A: "Mother..."
Person B: "You British/Indian Jackass"

British/Indian Jackass by Kuntul69 December 30, 2020