iPhone name

The name of the person asked for by everyone who calls on your new iPhone. The people calling are typically bill collectors, loan sharks, used car dealers, angry relatives or desperate tweakers who are all looking for the loser who had that number before you but couldn’t afford the data plan and all those purchases from iTunes and the App Store that really started to add up after a while.

Just a sec, I've got to take this.

Trevor? No, you've got the wrong number...
Who am I? I'm not Trevor. Who are you? I just got this phone; I don't know any Trevor!

Sorry, apparently my iPhone name is Trevor.

by Alfetta159 April 23, 2011

iphone neck

Neck pain that derives from constantly looking down at your iphone, keeping the person from being involved in any social setting.

Chris is constantly saying words like, huh or what, because he can't keep up with conversations since he suffers from iphone neck, thus isolating him from a normal social life.

by Sweatbee December 29, 2009

Shot on iPhone

Another one of Apple's stupid marketing campaigns to try and justify to their customers why they should pay insane amounts for the same phone with an "s" behind the number.

Jack: Another one of these stupid "Shot on iPhone" commercials.

by Mr. Smeef August 2, 2016

iphone 11

The iPhone that looks like a fidget spinner

The iphone 11 used to flex on you shitty friends

by floppymonkey07 September 13, 2019

iPhone Porn

iPhone Porn is porn played directly on your iPhone via the web site called Pocket Sized Porn. The web site PocketSizedPorn plays Porn videos in a YouTube fashion, allowing iPhone and PC users to enjoy porn with out the need to download content.

The best example for iPhone Porn is the web site called PocketSizedPorn.

by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008

iPhone Wanker

Similar to iWanker, an iPhone wanker is someone who feels the need to get out their iPhone for every occasion and quotes phrases such as 'I've got an app for that'

1: Dude what's the football score
2: Let me look; I've got an app for that
1: iPhone Wanker.

by j4k3y July 11, 2011

FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

by Theguy615 April 4, 2021