when you have your boyfriend bent over in front of you take a run up and dive pigeon chest first into their asshole and start chirping like a pigeon while flapping your arms
Dean: I heard Ryan pulled a pigeon chest slammer on his boyfriend last night...
Jake: I actually heard the same thing, from Blake?
Blake: Yeah, I told Jake because Ryan was actually cheating on him!
Max: Yeah that's kinda sus g.
Jaxson: What?? Ryan has a boyfriend?!?!
Dean: Yeah, it's because he has never had a girlfriend.
Jake: I actually heard the same thing, from Blake?
Blake: Yeah, I told Jake because Ryan was actually cheating on him!
Max: Yeah that's kinda sus g.
Jaxson: What?? Ryan has a boyfriend?!?!
Dean: Yeah, it's because he has never had a girlfriend.
by kakedongban January 05, 2021
Take a cup and put a couple shots of vodka in it. Then open a can of spaghetti O's, turn it upside down and slam the bottom of it so all the O's go in the cup, and then slam it down your throat.
by Scot Coleman November 16, 2008
when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....
by gillieman69 December 10, 2009
Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.
by wolfmaiden69 August 19, 2010
a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.
I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.
by Long February 13, 2005
Texas Two way slammer Is when you have a bitch and are fucking her doggy style while her head is jammed in between a door and you fuck her in the backside while slamming her head in the door way/ door jam so to speak in rhythm of your choice.
by jesus6666669 November 16, 2010
Too bad my slammer jammer.
by the_tru_meister April 14, 2018