Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.
Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.
by snozzi January 30, 2009
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Critical Grass

1) N-The immeasurable point at which further inhalation of marijuana smoke will no longer get the user more high, and proceeds to only make the user sleepier.
2) N- The immeasurable point at which your lawn mower bag will hold no more grass.
Ex 1. Jimmy is way past critical grass, I bet he's passed out in an hour.
Ex 2. Load another bowl, I'm along way from critical grass.


by Ponyface March 15, 2009
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Everett Grass

The man who started the chicken and rice trend of 2019
Did you hear, Everett Grass is in town!
by LongTailinFront March 06, 2019
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Grass Candle

"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"
by Jimslimson March 03, 2016
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Bitch Grass

A term defining weed that not only causes a burning iritation to the throat and lungs, but lacks potency for anyone but the weakest smokers. Smokers of Bitch Grass include: bitches, middles schoolers, and poor people.
"Man this shit is bitch grass, I smoked three bowls..I ain't even high"
by Pyrocrazyman September 17, 2009
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grass infield

A slang term referring to pubic hair on a female's snatch
If there is grass on the infield play ball.

Man Phyllis is one dirty whore, you would need a brush hog to cut her grass infield.
by Basmagy69 June 22, 2017
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grass angel

Someone who brings weed to da party
Oh Jeff, you're such a grass angel.
by JojoSchmoe June 06, 2017
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