Pitchin A Tent

The Art of gettin a bonner from a chick in the shape of a tent

Last night Gunnar was at the movies and he saw Julia and started pitchin a tent

by suck my dick gunnar December 28, 2010

Tent Peg

Form of feminine protection commonly known as Tampons.

Hand me a tent peg, it's the only way my boyfriend will be able to earn his red wings without gagging

by TomSawyerReborn June 27, 2011

shag tent

A tent by which sexual intercourse is performed.

Hey, let's go set up a shag tent.

by ShagTenter October 08, 2014

Mud Tent

Verb: To shit your pants / smell really bad

1. Dude I think Steve just pitched a mud tent. =/

2. I might be pitching a muddy tent later if I eat that burrito.

by Captain Anal November 15, 2010

Crotch Tent

noun - the effect a hard-on has in loose pants; A tent shaped protrusion held up by one's member. These usually occur at the most inappropriate times possible

I can't believe i pitched a crotch tent during his mom's funeral!" "Yeah dude, that's why i always wear a cup when i'm in slacks

by Brobacca May 15, 2011

tranny tent

The surprising bulge in the pants of a male-to-female pre-op transgender individual.

Yo, I was making out with this hot chick and I glanced downward and saw that she had a tranny tent! I kept going anyway...

by tentsman October 17, 2010

princess tent

sacred place to hold an orgy while your little sister plays with her barbies in the other room

girlfriend: where should we fuck?
boyfriend: princess tent!

by jcaraballohasagiantdrumstick May 08, 2011