Ipad

It’s a magical device that will slowly fuck up your brain by watching skibidi toilet and lankybox or anything that rots your brain.It also fucked up gen alpha.

Kid 1: skibidi toilet Ohio rizz level 5 gyat kai cenat grimace shake.

Kid 2: the fuck is wrong with your brain? Do you have an iPad or something?

by Urban dictionary user23 April 11, 2024

ipad kid

paige f…

1: Ew is that person drinking milk

2: Yeah that’s Paige, the ipad kid.

by tavvvvvvvv March 21, 2022

iPad-Stream

Stream your gameplay by recording your TV-screen in 144p with the shittiest iPad you could find in your mom's basement.

12-year old: "I think I should iPad-Stream my pack opening so my friends can see this."

*3 random people are wathing the stream while spamming shitty ass emotes and left the stream*

by Damnbrat_Illsue June 13, 2020

iPad

A device created by Apple Inc., released on January 27, 2010, that features a display size between 7.9 inches and 12.9 inches, that has been updated for 12 years.

I just got my new iPad Pro M1, but it performs just as well as my 2018 version!

by No source definitions April 23, 2022

Mickeys iPad

An iPad which has been used to look at African porn and is very sticky afterwards

Aww man I’ve got a mickeys iPad

by KEV HENSHAW August 9, 2022

iPad

The reason my brother doesn’t have a girlfriend

Me: hey bro why don’t you have a girlfriend yet
Brother: *beep boop bop*
Me: BRO
Brother: GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT POCKET EDITION ON MY IPAD!!

by Chill_ February 23, 2019

Ipad kid

A 9 year old who is always on his iPad that probably has a bulky neon case. usually drooling while watching YouTube, playing Minecraft, or playing roblox. Continues to watch his iPad even if he is walking, eating, sleeping, etc.

they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.

“Oh my GAWD, Gavin is such an iPad kid. His parents were fighting and threw a vase that shattered right by him but he didn’t even notice since he was watching those stupid FNAF gaming videos on YouTube while eating apple slices and drooling on the couch.”

by absolut_DAWGWATRE June 28, 2022