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silent houdini

When a guy is plundering a females vajiggle jaggle and pulls out. He then spits on her back making her thing he came. When she turns around, he blows his load all over her face.
Friend one: "Hey man how was last night?"
Friend two" "Pretty good until she got pissed when I pulled a silent houdini"
by realniggazunite September 23, 2013
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houdini of speach

Someone who is so much of a pussy that they can’t handle their friends bullying them and they always get in trouble with their parents for vaping but somehow doesn’t get punished.
Andrew is a Houdini of speach because his parents don’t give two shits.
by Hdifhejshfiejs December 9, 2019
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Tribal Houdini

Based on the houdini, the tribal houdini is when you're having anal sex and before you ejaculate, you pull your dick out and spit on her lower back. She will then think that you ejaculated on her and she will turn around. When you actually ejaculate, you catch your semen on your pointer and middle fingers. After that, you rub the semen about a centimeter under her eyes.
You: I tribal houdini'd my girlfriend last night
Friend: How was it?
You: Ask her
by reallydisgustingstuff_ December 7, 2013
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Houdini Sandman

When you're at a party and some chick is passed out and you jizz on her eyelids, so when she wakes up she can't see and has no idea who did it.
Yo dude, that party was crazy last night. I gave that bitch a Houdini Sandman, and she woke up couldn't see and she had no idea who did it.
by run its bc April 27, 2016
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Pulling a Houdini

1. While having sex, the man says he wants to cum on the girl's back, but spits instead, and when she turns around, thinking he's done, he lets his jizz fly all over her face.

2. Tricking a woman into letting you jizz on her face.
1. Sarah broke up with Micheal after he pulled a houdini and ruined her hairdo.

2. Next time I see my girlfriend, I'm going to try pulling a houdini.
by Locke577 October 15, 2008
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Sneaky Houdini

The act of having anal sex and tell your partner your about to cum but instead you spit on their back tricking them so when they turn their head around you actually cum on their face.
by eazyamo May 3, 2011
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Harlem Houdini

The act of impregnating a woman, then disappearing, never to be heard from again.
"Yo man, Jamal pulled the Harlem Houdini on D'quanda. She find him, he gon' be payin' support til he dead!"
by Bobcat24 August 13, 2012
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