hiking foot

Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.

See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!

by Super Mr. Manners June 8, 2019

baby hike

It is a hike that is extremely easy and can be done fast, even a baby can do it.

Don’t dunk on that baby hike, even though it’s easy.

by Juanton May 25, 2023

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021

hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.

-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up

by bcer420 January 5, 2024

hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

by anonymous December 12, 2024

hick hiking

Crowd Surfing at a Country Music Festival.

Dude, wanna come hick hiking at the muster next year?

by Chuck Grove October 15, 2017