Hideozygous

Term made popular by the "Fugly Horse of The Day" blog, aslo known as "FHoTD". A play on the word "homozygous" which "refers to a horse that has two of the same dominant gene (usually a Paint Horse coat pattern)"

hideozygous means: Horse with a roman nose, short neck, straight shoulder, flat back, post legs, herring gut, sickle hock, pig eyes, parrot mouth, tiny hooves, upside-down neck, no hip, 'nest' or otherwise conformationally deficient or unattractive; used for breeding simply because the horse is a "guaranteed color producer".

"Since they're all (or damn near) being bred because they're some kind of GUARANTEED color producer, we shall now call them hideozygous."

“Yep, it's hideozygous! Straight shoulder, long as a dachshund...the hog fat condition is trying to cover a multitude of sins.”

by FHoTDFan October 16, 2008

Hide The Popsicle

a great way to say "to have sex"

you can see that she wants to play hide the popsicle, and she is in luck cause i have a popsicle

by the_popsicle_man April 4, 2009

Hideo No-dome-o

Engaging intercoarse without a condom

"hey man did throw down with natalie last night?"
"oh ya dude. hideo no-dome-o too"

by seppe14 March 7, 2010

Hide a rack

When a woman with larger than average breasts tends to wear clothing that disguises or masks their size, such as large or baggy sweaters and tops.

"Dude i just say Lisa in a swimsuit today!"
"So."
"She's a total hide a rack!"

by ZH94 April 15, 2010

hideondo

Something that is very repulsive; hideous

The man who walked through the door was hideondo

by Dand902 September 26, 2010

Hide the Crazy

The line in Miranda Lambert's new song: Mama's Broken Heart. It means to avoid looking like an ass when all you really want to do is blast someone for being such an loser. Holding back anger. Caution: only show the crazy to one who loves you unconditionally.

I think I'm going to have to Hide The Crazy after that debacle! It's just not worth my time.

by wasteoftimehidethecrazy May 16, 2013

hide and shag

a sneaky game played by old people wishing to inject passion into their lives

'Right. I've had enough of hide and shag. Come out.'

by bilaaal January 11, 2014