Hugh Heifner

Da sex-obsessed multi-millionaire socialite who caused immeasurable damage to many women's overall outlook of themselves, and made them feel just like cattle to be bred and traded.

Hugh Heifner himself may have shuffled off, but his despicable empire lives on.

by QuacksO October 25, 2018

Horn heifer

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.

She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!

by unklebear February 25, 2021

sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.

What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.

by Im not putting my lips on that March 13, 2022

Sarcastic Heifer

An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.

Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party

by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022

Street heifer

A large woman who runs the streets

That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!

by Cade’O March 14, 2022

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022