Hay Bail

A hairy pussy of someone from a farm.
I met this chick at a barn party and she had a wicked hay bail.
by McFrumppy October 19, 2011
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Hai

A boastful person who thinks highly of himself and loves to wear tight clothing. A hater of the anything related to San Francisco 49niner. A Touface.
Jorge: Dude I score with this hot chick last night!

Batman: You're such a Hai!
by HaiLovesCokk June 08, 2011
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LOL hay

a random thing to yell cause hay is pretty cool
Alex: LOL DONUTS

Emilee: LOL HAY
by alexxxxxxxxxxxxx April 28, 2007
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hai der

A cool way to say "Hi there," most commonly used in chat rooms.
1.) Bob: Hai der, Joe, hows you?

Joe: I is good, you?

2.) Tagging on the "der" makes it sound much better. See here:

"Hai der, Sue!" sounds much better than "Hi there, Sue." Get what I mean?
by yourparamore January 18, 2012
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Hai

Hai actually translates to "Hack" in English
by realpenguin September 09, 2011
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uruk-hai

adj. describing the condition in which, as a result of extreme rage or frustration, one temporarily loses the ability to verbalize language, and can only roar and snarl like the goons in LOTR.
OK now, dude, no matter what the boss says in the meeting, stay cool, don't be getting all uruk-hai.

Whenever we argue she fucks me off so bad I get uruk-hai on her ass.
by the chief January 16, 2004
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Hay-Bale

A sexual act involving one or two men, standing, and minimum two women, laying atop each other like stacked bales of hay between the two men. The women involved can lay in a variety of orientations; Face-to-face head-to-head, face-to-face head-to-feet, etc.

The point of hay-baling is alternating penetration of one female to the next and, depending on orientation of the women, simultaneous clitoral stimulation.
My girl and I had a threesome with her best friend. They went sixty-nine so I hay-baled 'em and **** all over her friend's face.
by RoosterMan0077 July 28, 2013
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