Cold Haribo

When the male penis resembles that of a haribo left in the fridge for a bit too long as it's still soft in feeling, however hard to bend or flex.

Hey guys check it out, my dick just totally went cold haribo!

by Vauulty July 17, 2017

c.harlisalight

c.harlisalight is a beautiful TIKTOKER who deserves all the love in the universe and is a very underrated alight motion editor and needs more hype 😻😻

"c.harlisalight is the most special human to exist 😡😡"

by T I k toker April 28, 2021

katie harlick

someone who is leng and cool, she is an amazing person.

woah did you see katie harlick today she looked leng!

by kharlick0 November 20, 2021

very harrible

When you have the world's worst day.

Person 1:My day was very harrible
Person 3:oh no
Person 1: thinking WA- oh just... dont shit your pants...
Person 1: Hi, Where's Person 2?
Person 1: thinking why did I have a robot voice for a second
Person 3: I decided Person 2 was taking turns...
Person 4: THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!!!!
Person 3: ...I regretted it.
Person 2: M TULD MMM!

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 27, 2023

Har-i Har-i Haribo

when you need to ask the guy in Lidl if they have haribo but you struggle to speak

you: e-e-excuse me Har-i Har-i Haribo
worker: No

by drengen fra randersrealskole May 1, 2024

You a Haribo

A nigga that act tough but he’s really soft and squishy.

A weak ass nigga.

Bryan: Keep moving nigga.
Zay: Nigga you a haribo.

by yen$$yen April 21, 2025