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Fat Hamburger

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Fat Hamburger by wildthings June 4, 2003

Hamburger Jack 

A forceful robbery in which food stuffs, hamburgers, cheeseburgers, bacon cheeseburgers etc. are stolen.

Robber: 'dis a Hamburger Jack son! Gimme the mothaf***in'burger!

OR

Purloiner: Excuse me Madam, might I obtain your beef patty sandwich at this time?

hamburger fingers 

A condition when starting to play guitar. Repeatedly pressing your fingers aginst the strings of a guitar makes the tips of your fingers look like the surface of a grilled hamburger. After a while callouses devolop(akin to walkingg barefoot)and the condition goes away.
Practice is the cause of and solution to hamburger fingers.

Hamburgled 

When you leave your lunch in the company fridge and someone swipes it.
My lunch is gone, I've been hamburgled!
Hamburgled by Pokerface86 November 8, 2009

Hamburger Hole 

When you wipe so much that your anus becomes raw.
Hamburger Hole by hilarioyo January 8, 2016

hamburger wallet 

Slang term for a persons butthole. Prison Wallet leather cherrio butthole asshole
Last night I went to Suzy's house and asked to see her hamburger wallet. She bent over and showed me her butthole.