Hail Damage

noun.

A vagina, that due to its high pussy mileage, has contracted genital worts and/or the herp

I was going to bang this babe but my friend told she had hail damage;

Dude you paid how much for a hooker with a hail damage? Did you at least get a discount?

It is customary to receive a discount when purchasing a pussy with high mileage and hail damage.

by not enough discounts May 25, 2011

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Hail Mary

A plan with little chance of success, i.e. a desperate football toss.

Gus ran to grab his gun in a Hail Mary attempt to kill Lalo.
The detectives made a Hail Mary attempt to catch the killer.
I made a Hail Mary pass at the end of the big football game.

by MalumLibrum958 July 20, 2022

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Hail Kickler

When you raise your foot into the air to "Hail Hitler", but because it is with your foot, it is Kickler.

The offensive friend sent his German friend a picture of his foot in the air with the caption " Hail Kickler", in a bad attempt at an offensive joke based on the German friends' heritage.

by IfkIfk March 18, 2023

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Haile

The mustiest girl I have ever met. She dumped out her backpack and trash flowed out onto the table. She looks like a rabbit when she smiles and wears dollar store falsies. Her extensions don't match her hair color and those highlights ain't doing her no good.

"Have you seen Haile?"
"Yea bro she smelt like a trash can."

by anonymous May 17, 2022

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