A healing or newly injured area anywhere between the navel and genitals.
The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:
Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse
Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.
Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.
WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers
The resulting coagulation of blood/puss due to injury to the gunt. Caused from any of the following:
Driving electric cart into fried chicken case @ Walmart
Oversized belt buckle rubbing gunt raw
Waxing fat roll in expectation of intercourse
Slamming your fat lower abdomen in bread drawer
Reverse cowgirl with freshly shaved ass
Being blown by steampunks
Fucking Gary Coleman's corpse
Has been known to be a generated suggested gamertag on Xbox Live.
Also qualifies as a precursor to blue waffle taintzillitis or tiddy mcflippins.
WARNING: Highly contagious in mullatos and Tolkien readers
"The warts on my fupa scraped your zipper while we were fucking, now this morning I come to see I have gunt scabs.
I'll need some antibiotic for that."
I'll need some antibiotic for that."
by smackagaweanis December 29, 2011
by Dr. Gunt Ph.D, March 15, 2013
Looking for extra poundage and fat around the abdominal area of some strange chick that you're trying to hook up with at the club.
I was going to go home with this hot looking goth chick at the bar when The ugly lights came on. So, I decided to do a Gunt Check to make sure I wasn't about to bone a fattie.
by Siler Says March 06, 2011
1. Used a substitute for Dickface, Cuntface, Fuckface, etc.
2. Someone with a hanging neck that looks like the throat grooves of a whale.
2. Someone with a hanging neck that looks like the throat grooves of a whale.
by I was Pseudonym January 26, 2010
A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.
Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.
Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.
THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:
Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."
Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"
Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."
Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"
by tofoomeister September 02, 2005
by McTug July 20, 2011
When two really fat people attempt to have sex but their flabby gunts slam eachother making sex next to impossible.
by north end sista December 04, 2012