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incog-guido

1. Someone who is posing as a guido.

2. A guido trying to be sneaky.
1. Terry isnt a real guido, I never see him GTL. He's an incog-guido.

2. Look at Bob being all "incog-guido" at the squat rack wearing a hat and sunglasses.
by AponOUT February 23, 2011
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wannabe guido

That skinny douchebag who may or may not actually be of Italian-American descent but always wears tank tops and talks like the assholes on Jersey Shore.
ME: Dude, did you see that wannabe guido just now?

MAX: Yeah, he wasn't even buff.
by maxuel January 2, 2012
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Solar plexus clown gliders

An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)
Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."
by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023
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Mr. Guida

Well-known substitute teacher at school. Most of the time he’ll be on top of things and run the class smoothly. Doesn’t allow cell-phone use and enforces the teachers instructions when it needs to be done
Mr. Guida was our substitute for biology because Mrs. Krusz wasn’t here today.
by Spic Dickuloid November 27, 2018
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Guidelines

As an editor, you decide what gets published. Use these guidelines while you make your decisions.

1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.
First names are okay, because they don't identify a specific person.
Same for bands and schools: publish if popular and reject if unknown.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries.
Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it.
People use slurs in everyday speech, so they should be published.
3. Publish opinions.
Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic.
Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended.
Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate.
4. Publish place names.
Publish names, nicknames and area codes of neighborhoods and cities.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
Any word from your life belongs here, so don't reject an entry just because it's in a real dictionary.
Don't reject an entry because it's misspelled or includes swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
Publish sarcastic entries.
Reject inside jokes only the author's friends would understand.
7. Reject sexual violence.
Reject made-up violent sexual acts.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
Reject nonsensical, circular, unspecific or all-caps entries.
Reject entries with non-English definitions (non-English words and examples are okay).
Be consistent if you see two similar entries.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
Reject spammy defs that are written to advertise web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.
It's better to publish a plausible entry than to reject it.
You might not have heard the word, but it could be the next hyphy.
Me: sorry dude, you don't meet the guidelines, by saying that you have a big cock

dude when he open his Email saying that his UD Definition wasn't accepted: Dude! I have a massive cock! haters...
by ufo-kid April 27, 2009
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Homie Glide

When one heterosexual man lubes up another heterosexual mans butt cheeks then continues to hump it in a titty fucking fashion. There is no penetration of the anus therefor is not gay.
"Yo, Arthur, I'm bored and like women, should we homie glide to pass the time"
by anhyzerdfpr March 15, 2010
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Guidoune

Osti, ca sent donc ben la guidoune!

J'ai vu une guidoune se laver la plotte dans un abrevoir du parc Lafontaine hier matin!
by kirederf November 22, 2011
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